Ode to the Men's Room Stall
from Curse of the Unsinkable Ship by Johnny Cakes and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso
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JVV wrote this song about bathroom graffiti. Guess where he wrote it? This song was inspired by the time our buddy Chainsaw drew a giant mural in honor of Johnny Cakes in the freshly painted bathroom of the Crowbar. Don't do that...
lyrics
Dang ole!
When you need to find the latest news
or drain your vein after some brews
just on in to the men's room down the hall.
There you'll learn just who's a slut,
what kind of girl let you pee in the butt,
and when to come back and meet some guy named Paul.
Oh here I sit all broken hearted,
came to shit but only farted.
Now I read the writin' on the wall.
It ain't all writ by punks and knaves,
It was here I learned that Jeebus saves.
Just read that writin that's writ on the bathroom stall.
Some write little some write long
some draw funny pictures of a hairy dong
or bad haikus that I can't stand.
So drop your load into the bowl
or try your luck at the glory hole.
Just please make sure when you leave that you wash your hands.
Oh here I sit all broken hearted,
came to shit but only farted.
Now I read the writin' on the wall.
It ain't all writ by punks and knaves,
It was here I learned that Jeebus saves.
Just read that writin that's writ on the bathroom stall.
<Insane ramblings from some hillbilly in the next stall over>
So next time you wanna bitch and moan
go grab a sharpie go visit the throne
and write something real witty there on the wall.
Tell everyone just how to vote,
about your cousin that screwed a goat,
or write a song called "Ode to the Men's Room Stall"
Here we go!
Oh here I sit all broken hearted,
came to shit but only farted.
Now I read the writin' on the wall.
It ain't all writ by punks and knaves,
It was here I learned that Jeebus saves.
Just read that writin that's writ on the bathroom stall.
When you need to find the latest news
or drain your vein after some brews
just on in to the men's room down the hall.
There you'll learn just who's a slut,
what kind of girl let you pee in the butt,
and when to come back and meet some guy named Paul.
Oh here I sit all broken hearted,
came to shit but only farted.
Now I read the writin' on the wall.
It ain't all writ by punks and knaves,
It was here I learned that Jeebus saves.
Just read that writin that's writ on the bathroom stall.
Some write little some write long
some draw funny pictures of a hairy dong
or bad haikus that I can't stand.
So drop your load into the bowl
or try your luck at the glory hole.
Just please make sure when you leave that you wash your hands.
Oh here I sit all broken hearted,
came to shit but only farted.
Now I read the writin' on the wall.
It ain't all writ by punks and knaves,
It was here I learned that Jeebus saves.
Just read that writin that's writ on the bathroom stall.
<Insane ramblings from some hillbilly in the next stall over>
So next time you wanna bitch and moan
go grab a sharpie go visit the throne
and write something real witty there on the wall.
Tell everyone just how to vote,
about your cousin that screwed a goat,
or write a song called "Ode to the Men's Room Stall"
Here we go!
Oh here I sit all broken hearted,
came to shit but only farted.
Now I read the writin' on the wall.
It ain't all writ by punks and knaves,
It was here I learned that Jeebus saves.
Just read that writin that's writ on the bathroom stall.
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from Curse of the Unsinkable Ship,
released January 18, 2013
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