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1.
Skamageddon (free) 05:03
First the dead started rising and the oceans burned down Then moon split in two and crashed into the ground Then the plagues came insanity spread Suddenly people heard voices in their heads Telling them to eat their family and friends The Horsemen came signaling the end Skamagedon! Super Black Death Cloud with LSD rains onto the ground making snakes go insane Elvis returns as the sun goes black Volcanoes erupt because the King has come back Florida sinks, California explodes Europe is eaten by a man eating mold Skamagedon! Skamagedon!
2.
Rudegirl 02:41
She was a rude girl versed in the street and when I found her she was ran from the heat We walked downtown on the boulevard and set fire to a coffee shop Your moving to fast now Your moving to fast Your moving to fast yeah you moving to Rudegirl! Would you run away with me? Rudegirl! I just can't believe Rudegirl! Your soaked in gasoline Rudegirl! Would you run away with me? Later on now we walked down the road into the backdoor of a reggae show Then we both skanked until we got caught and drank Mad Dog in the parking lot Your moving to fast now Your moving to fast Your moving to fast yeah you moving to Rudegirl! Would you run away with me? Rudegirl! I just can't believe Rudegirl! You drank up my 40 Rudegirl! Would you run away with me? She picked the lock to a motel door We had a good time rollin' on the floor and when I woke up she was not in site I was laying in a tub full of ice Your moving to fast now Your moving to fast Your moving to fast yeah you moving to Rudegirl! Would you run away with me? Rudegirl! I just can't believe Rudegirl! I need my kidneys Rudegirl! I thought you were in love with me Rudegirl! Would you run away with me? Rudegirl! I just can't believe Rudegirl! I need my kidneys Rudegirl! I thought you were in love with me Rudegirl! I thought you were in love with me Rudegirl! I thought you were in love with me Rudegirl! I thought you were in love with me Rudegirl! I thought you were in love with me
3.
Dr. Goonface 03:28
Well you were born just a goon but your parents always knew that you'd do something great Dr. Face Make you parents proud of you if that's what you want to do Is that what you want to do? You're so cool man, Fuck you! Couldn't stay another day Thing haven't changed a little bit since they were kids now they're shooting dope in the high school Say you wanna go and make a difference in the world But you'll always be a goon and that's never gonna change Born in the bargain bin you never really had shit Don't look don't touch don't know where he's been Run off to school gonna get an education leave the band behind and fuck the situation Tell me how's the West coast and drivin' hybrid cars are the drinkin' the martini's in Hollywood bars forget about the barn days moon shine and holidays I'm so disappointed in you Well you were born just a goon but your parents always knew that you'd do something great Dr. Face Make you parents proud of you if that's what you want to do Dr. Goon Face make your parents proud of you! So proud of you! Born in the bargain bin you never really had shit Don't look don't touch don't know where he's been Run off to school gonna get an education leave the band behind and fuck the situation Tell me how's the West coast and drivin' hybrid cars are the drinkin' the martini's in Hollywood bars forget about the barn days moon shine and holidays I'm so disappointed in you Well you were born just a goon but your parents always knew that you'd do something great Dr. Face Make you parents proud of you if that's what you want to do Dr. Goon Face make your parents proud of you! So proud of you!
4.
Red Diaper Doper Babies Runnin' round in my head Dancing little devil children shooting drugs in my head Their mind's a commie propaganda with evil in their eyes Cold hearts and rebel music telling you united lies In the morning my thought are conceived by the candlelight they soon die They're never the same with each passing day or each passing tide Cutting the fat from the cat that's diseased to the bone Decaying and rotting left to die all alone Now I gather constellations and I try to keep them in line I give what I take and I take what is mine Soon the skies will be clear and the slaves they will retire For the duties, they are done and the freedom they desire Now I gather constellations and I try to keep them in line I give what I take and I take what is mine Soon the skies will be clear and the slaves they will retire For the duties, they are done and the freedom they desire Desire drives the car that's the destination of man the sun moves the stars where the moon comfortably stands Guns equal ignorance but are the loudest speaker Ignorance fuels anger like a nuclear powered heater Guns equal ignorance but are the loudest speaker Guns equal ignorance but are the loudest speaker
5.
Cheaper locations in tropical locations a tiger shark ate my girl So I got me some whiskey and a chick who was friskey Oh man, what a wonderful world Long Island Iced Tea Island take it easy on that Coke Long Island Iced Tea Island gonna drink until I'm broke Well, this old girl of mine she doesn't take the lime when she's having a shot She was pretty and curvy up until she got scurvy I'm sure gonna miss her a lot Long Island Iced Tea Island take it easy on that Coke Long Island Iced Tea Island gonna drink until I'm broke It's beautiful day to sail out on the day and drink until I'm comatose but then a rouge wave came and washed me away back to the place I love the most Long Island Iced Tea Island take it easy on that Coke Long Island Iced Tea Island gonna drink until I'm broke

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This is our first release a 6 song e.p. called E.P. in the Butt. It's pretty fun and I think you will enjoy it. We changed the album cover to an image we like better in late 2012. If you have the original one, then I guess you have a rare limited edition version! Hooray!

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released July 1, 2008

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