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First the dead started rising
and the oceans burned down
Then moon split in two
and crashed into the ground
Then the plagues came
insanity spread
Suddenly people heard voices in their heads
Telling them to eat their family and friends
The Horsemen came signaling the end
Skamagedon!
Super Black Death Cloud with LSD rains
onto the ground making snakes go insane
Elvis returns as the sun goes black
Volcanoes erupt because the King has come back
Florida sinks, California explodes
Europe is eaten by a man eating mold
Skamagedon!
Skamagedon!
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Rudegirl
02:41
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She was a rude girl
versed in the street
and when I found her
she was ran from the heat
We walked downtown
on the boulevard
and set fire to a coffee shop
Your moving to fast now
Your moving to fast
Your moving to fast yeah
you moving to
Rudegirl! Would you run away with me?
Rudegirl! I just can't believe
Rudegirl! Your soaked in gasoline
Rudegirl! Would you run away with me?
Later on now we walked down the road
into the backdoor of a reggae show
Then we both skanked until we got caught
and drank Mad Dog in the parking lot
Your moving to fast now
Your moving to fast
Your moving to fast yeah
you moving to
Rudegirl! Would you run away with me?
Rudegirl! I just can't believe
Rudegirl! You drank up my 40
Rudegirl! Would you run away with me?
She picked the lock to a motel door
We had a good time rollin' on the floor
and when I woke up she was not in site
I was laying in a tub full of ice
Your moving to fast now
Your moving to fast
Your moving to fast yeah
you moving to
Rudegirl! Would you run away with me?
Rudegirl! I just can't believe
Rudegirl! I need my kidneys
Rudegirl! I thought you were in love with me
Rudegirl! Would you run away with me?
Rudegirl! I just can't believe
Rudegirl! I need my kidneys
Rudegirl! I thought you were in love with me
Rudegirl! I thought you were in love with me
Rudegirl! I thought you were in love with me
Rudegirl! I thought you were in love with me
Rudegirl! I thought you were in love with me
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Dr. Goonface
03:28
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Well you were born just a goon
but your parents always knew
that you'd do something great
Dr. Face
Make you parents proud of you
if that's what you want to do
Is that what you want to do?
You're so cool man, Fuck you!
Couldn't stay another day
Thing haven't changed a little bit
since they were kids
now they're shooting dope in the high school
Say you wanna go and make a difference in the world
But you'll always be a goon
and that's never gonna change
Born in the bargain bin
you never really had shit
Don't look don't touch don't know where he's been
Run off to school gonna get an education
leave the band behind and fuck the situation
Tell me how's the West coast
and drivin' hybrid cars
are the drinkin' the martini's in Hollywood bars
forget about the barn days
moon shine and holidays
I'm so disappointed in you
Well you were born just a goon
but your parents always knew
that you'd do something great
Dr. Face
Make you parents proud of you
if that's what you want to do
Dr. Goon Face make your parents proud of you!
So proud of you!
Born in the bargain bin
you never really had shit
Don't look don't touch don't know where he's been
Run off to school gonna get an education
leave the band behind and fuck the situation
Tell me how's the West coast
and drivin' hybrid cars
are the drinkin' the martini's in Hollywood bars
forget about the barn days
moon shine and holidays
I'm so disappointed in you
Well you were born just a goon
but your parents always knew
that you'd do something great
Dr. Face
Make you parents proud of you
if that's what you want to do
Dr. Goon Face make your parents proud of you!
So proud of you!
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Red Diaper Doper Babies
04:27
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Red Diaper Doper Babies
Runnin' round in my head
Dancing little devil children
shooting drugs in my head
Their mind's a commie propaganda
with evil in their eyes
Cold hearts and rebel music
telling you united lies
In the morning my thought are conceived
by the candlelight they soon die
They're never the same with each passing day
or each passing tide
Cutting the fat from the cat
that's diseased to the bone
Decaying and rotting
left to die all alone
Now I gather constellations
and I try to keep them in line
I give what I take
and I take what is mine
Soon the skies will be clear
and the slaves they will retire
For the duties, they are done
and the freedom they desire
Now I gather constellations
and I try to keep them in line
I give what I take
and I take what is mine
Soon the skies will be clear
and the slaves they will retire
For the duties, they are done
and the freedom they desire
Desire drives the car
that's the destination of man
the sun moves the stars
where the moon comfortably stands
Guns equal ignorance but are the loudest speaker
Ignorance fuels anger like a nuclear powered heater
Guns equal ignorance but are the loudest speaker
Guns equal ignorance but are the loudest speaker
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Cheaper locations in tropical locations
a tiger shark ate my girl
So I got me some whiskey
and a chick who was friskey
Oh man, what a wonderful world
Long Island Iced Tea Island
take it easy on that Coke
Long Island Iced Tea Island
gonna drink until I'm broke
Well, this old girl of mine
she doesn't take the lime
when she's having a shot
She was pretty and curvy
up until she got scurvy
I'm sure gonna miss her a lot
Long Island Iced Tea Island
take it easy on that Coke
Long Island Iced Tea Island
gonna drink until I'm broke
It's beautiful day to sail out on the day
and drink until I'm comatose
but then a rouge wave
came and washed me away
back to the place I love the most
Long Island Iced Tea Island
take it easy on that Coke
Long Island Iced Tea Island
gonna drink until I'm broke
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