This song goes out to all the girls
who are feeling kind of lonely.
You know it doesn't matter to us
if you're smelly, fat, or homely.
I know we're not big super stars,
no we just don't fit the bill.
But, here's a song for any girl
who's looking for a thrill.

No need to tell your boyfriend,
about the things we've done.
He looks like the jealous type
and I hear he's got a gun.
Well, I'll see you later baby
right now I've got to run
but give me a call anytime
you wanna have some fun.

In her butt, in her butt
Your little sister let me pee in her butt
what a slut, what a slut
what kind of slut would let you pee in the butt
In her butt, in her butt
Your older sister let me pee in her butt
what a slut, what a slut
what kind of slut would let you pee in the butt

In her butt, in her butt
Your ex-girlfriend let me pee in her butt
what a slut, what a slut
what kind of slut would let you pee in the butt
In her butt, in her butt
Your new girlfriend let me pee in her butt
what a slut, what a slut
what kind of slut would let you pee in the butt

All the girlies in the house wanna get in on.
I know another way we can have some fun.
Pee in the butt, it's a new dance.
I'll drink this lemonade, you drop your sweat pants.
Ain't no love as we head down the tunnel,
I never miss girl, I don't need a funnel.
A little trick that we learned in the circus
Sing along here we go, back to the chorus.

In her butt, in her butt
Your ex-girlfriend let me pee in her butt
what a slut, what a slut
what kind of slut would let you pee in the butt
Everybody!
In her butt, in her butt
Your Barbara Bush let me pee in her butt
what a slut, what a slut
what kind of slut would let you pee in the butt