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This one is about a boy who stops wearing underpants to stop the bullies from giving him wedgies. No this isn't a personal experience. We were totally cool when we were younger. Shut up.
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When I was a little kid it didn't matter what I did
the bullies beat me up. They beat me up.
Waiting for me after class
the pushed me down, and kicked my ass.
Then came the part that I would dread
pulled my underwear over my head.
No more school yard humiliation
minus one layer of insulation
No wedgies for me
when I go commando!
Yeah I go commando!
When I was a little older
tried my hand at some strip poker.
Man what a game. Oh, what a game.
Everyone knew I had lost
the moment that my pants came off.
And so I said well I declare
I think I feel a draft in here
Hope I can draw the queen of hearts
gonna cover up my private parts
and the girls they know
when I go commando!
I go commando!
No more school yard humiliation
minus one layer of insulation
no wedgies for me
when I go commando!
A child of nine years old
harassed by bullies every day at school.
He had no choice but to take drastic measures.
His parents couldn't know.
His teachers couldn't know.
Everyday at the bus stop we would take off his underpants and hide them in the bushes.
From that day forth he became known as the commando kid!
No more school yard humiliation
minus one layer of insulation
no wedgies for me
when I go commando!
When I go commando! Commando! Commando!
Look out cause I go commando!
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